(To the tune of Rick Nelson's "Garden Party")
When you went to a slumber party
With potato chips, Clearasil and bobby pins
All night fun with all your friends
You stayed up late to play 45s
Discussed the boys with the cutest eyes
You might even have decided
You’d enjoy a good cry together
By 2 AM you all conked out
Slept like angels till the waffles got hot
A slumber party was warm and cozy
Pretty soon boys were more imposing
You had whirls and proms and pinnings
Wienie roasts at the beach
Bold boys with a long long reach
Before long came babies
And a husband or two!
Oh, would you go back just once
Pull on your jammies
And go to another slumber party?
Would you go to another lumber party?
Slumber party, slumber party, slumber party
Oh, why don’t you go to another lumber party?