A special place where we have fun and laugh!
(Burgermeister, Blatz, New Brew 101, Falstaff)
New stuff’s not listed on the Contents, Table of!
(Busch Bavarian, Schlitz, Padre and those above!)
Check for new humor every day!
(AbbaZabba, Look, P-P-P-P-Payday)
We hope to lighten it up in a way!
(Stereophonic, 33-1/3 RPM, Long Play)
Silliness is what we often offer!
(Not Herbert Marcuse, Jean Paul Sartre or Eric Hoffer!)
Don’t be cross,
No one’s makin’ fun of you!